About James Grimlee

I live in a shack in the forest where I express my humors with other residents of the woodlands. Doctor Moth sees to my medical needs while Sister Termite sees that my religion stays fashionable. Sometimes I will venture outside to play with the aardvarks and koalas of the forest, but for the most part I stay in and enjoy some fine tea with the Esteemed Sir Cockroach. You would be interested in his published works on the roaming packs of homeless and their effect on Upstanding Citizens of the world. Alas, his work is woefully out of print on all major continents!

What else can I say about myself? I enjoy Rusty shacks, long walks in space, vacuum cleaning attachments, inserting nails 1/4 of an inch into my eyeballs, bleeding profusely, flora and fauna.

-James Grimlee
1/5/2009

About Alien Fetus Productions

Terrorizing the fine upstanding tastes of humanity since 2002 when "they" parked their interstellar space station in Earth's orbit, Alien Fetus Productions is not just a producer of Alien Fetuses(Fetii?) but a collective of Alien Fetii(Fetuses?) that produce via slave their unique form of assault on Earth - their "art".

If art is a weapon, then they weild the equivalent of a hammer with nails and spiders glued to it at humankind.Whether destroying the minds of the world's youth or just assaulting the eyes of innocents who stumble upon their ballast of painful creations, Alien Fetus Productions are taking over the world, one eyesore at a time!

They tell me I have to go back into the test chamber now. I certainly hope they're happy enough with this message that I won't have to undergo any more painful "surgeries". Wish me luck!

-Alien Fetus Productions
1/5/2009